I feel compelled from time to time to veer off of my course of horse-related posts when something gives me a really good reason to. I’ve told you how I love to look at my stats to see what led people to come to my site. Lately, and I’m talking over the past few months, there has been a rash of visitors who have come to my site after running a search string with ‘thong’ in it. Which is really odd because it’s not like the thong is some new phenomenon. I remember donning one sometime around 1980 and they were de rigeur for me for years. While I still wear the things fairly regularly, I have to say, I’ve become quite fond of the boy short, especially for riding.
I realize the reason why their search for the elusive thong of their dreams brings them to my site. It is because of my I see Paris, I see France post. Which was a post that quite frankly, even entertained me. While I thought it was funny, I know the thong hunters were simply trying to catch a glimpse of the thong in its natural habitat.
It is both funny and disturbing to read the search strings. Allow me to share a few cleaner ones with you. Today, someone was led to my site by running ‘fuzzy thong’ as a search. There is ‘fat girl thong’, ‘best thong’, ‘kathryn morris thong’ and ‘thong out of pants’. And, for the man (I’m assuming) with simple tastes, there is just plain ‘thong’. Oddly, when I ran a report to see all of the search strings, I know it did not give me a complete list. Because I specifically remember one string one day as being, ’seeing my sister’s thong’. That one was a little disturbing to me. I’m going to try to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he was running a search to see if any other boys were horrified at the mere sight of their sister’s thong. Maybe he wanted to know if his repulsion (is that a word?) was a normal response. I hope.
Anyway, if you’ve come to this post because you plugged the word ‘thong’ into your search string, dude (again, I’m assuming), quit wasting time searching online for the damn things. You can pick up your very own pair at WalMart for probably $5 or less. Strap it across your computer screen and you’ll never have to type those five letters again and have people like me blog about what a freak you are.
I rest my case. Today’s thong search strings included: ‘thong butt crack’, ‘thong search’ and ‘I see your thong’. It is now rivaling the ‘free stuff at McDonald’s’ search string. McDonald’s needs to come out with the ‘McThong’. Now there’s an idea.